"I only date baseball players, and I only watch movies about - "

"Oh, I know. Baseball!"

"No, cats."

"O-kay, so are there any movies about cats?"

"No..."

"What about movies about dogs?"

"Not unless they're cats disguised as dogs..."

"O-kay, what about movies about farm animals?"

"Are they cats disguised as farm animals? - like, cows and stuff?"

"(pause) Tell you what. How about we wait until a movie about cats comes out - I'll keep a close watch... (runs off)"

And that was from Wizards of Waverly Place by Disney Channel.

Now this is my second-last post :)